kzzt!
its been two years and so so months after we started our invasion. we wanted it eons before but we decided not, so as to carefully plan our strategies and do some recon before we're kzzt kzzt! sure we will survive the living conditions here. you see, we breathe and we eat and the earth is pretty much a nice place to inhabitate. home is pretty much the same as here, only smaller and greener. we like water. we can swim and we dance well. we into b-boy'ing and stuff and we enjoy old school hiphop music at its finest. there are willions of us. we like lurking in unexpected places. we like the nooks and crooks of urban environment. we love cubao, and we represent it because it has its share of grime and beauty we all love. we're luddites. we just recently discovered this what you call earthly blogging and figured out a way we can hotwire codes to our simple pleasures and scheming advantages.
FAQ: are you sure you're really robots?!
yes, we are robots. kzzt! analog robots to be precise.
FAQ: but dude, you breathe and eat?!
yes, we breathe and eat. you can also pull my pinkie and we'll give you an unfathomable lil' something-something.
FAQ: arrrgh! what's that smell?!!!
it's an ox brain salad disguised as an unfathomable lil' something-something.
FAQ: do you sleep?
FAQ: hey i'm asking you bro...
